"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA
(Source: joshing, via happiest)
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead