solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via fake-mermaid)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via oknope)

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

(via myobscureshiz)

(Source: menstrualcramps, via guy)

(Source: hotfattygirl, via pussysista)

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

(via orgasmicgaloure)

(via dutchster)

(Source: dapplejack, via pussysista)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via dutchster)